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Tell me a joke, funny guy.
Posted: Posted November 11th, 2014 by Half Aluminum Magician

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.

Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for fresh prints.

*Knock Knock*
Who's there?
I eat mop


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What did the one elevator say to the other elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crumby.

Posted November 11th, 2014 by Helius
Helius

A Buddhist monk is visiting new York. He is very hungry so he decides to buy a hot dog. He tells the hot dog vendor to give him one with everything and hands him a twenty dollar bill. The vendor gives him the hot dog and closes his cash box.


Yhr monk asks. "Hey I gave you a twenty where's my change?"

The vendor replies "change must come from with in"

Posted November 11th, 2014 by s.o.h.
s.o.h.
 

@helius


Posted November 11th, 2014 by S.O.H.
S.O.H.
 

Steve Irwin died the way he lived...


...with animals in his heart

Posted November 18th, 2014 by Tek Jansen
Tek Jansen
 

well fuck

Posted November 18th, 2014 by S.O.H.
S.O.H.
 

What do you call a forest in India?
Tree Lanka.

What do you call an Islamic sanctuary for insects?
A mosque-ito.

How many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they all sit in the dark and cry.

Posted November 18th, 2014 by Black Yoshi
Black Yoshi

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,

“Jesus knows you’re here.”

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard:

“Jesus is watching you.”

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

“Did you say that?” he hissed at the parrot.

“Yep,” the parrot confessed, then squawked, “I’m just trying to warn you that he is watching you.”

The burglar relaxed. “Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?”

“Moses,” replied the bird.

“Moses?” the burglar laughed. “What kind of people would name a bird ‘Moses?’”

“The same kind of people who would name a Rottweiler ‘Jesus.’”



Posted November 18th, 2014 by chiefsonny
chiefsonny
 

besting us again chiefsonny

Posted November 18th, 2014 by S.O.H.
S.O.H.
 

I like the steve irwin one :3

Posted November 20th, 2014 by Half Aluminum Magician
Half Aluminum Magician
 

Did you hear the one about the Rabbi who never charged for circumcisions?

He only took tips.

Posted November 25th, 2014 by Half Eaten Baloney Sandwich
Half Eaten Baloney Sandwich
 
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