GOD WILL MAKE ANIME REAL!!!
Posted: Posted November 5th by Cupola
So, I stumbled across THIS little gem in the youtube comments and I HAD to share it. I don't know if this is a joke, but this is the most hilarious and awesome description of heaven I have ever heard:
"I have a great story for you peoples.
i was in my shower and i was talking to myself, as if i was on a talk show and I was telling someone what heaven was like. I didn't realize it before but I now realize that my heart was "reacting" in a way that lets me know now that i was seeing heaven in my mind and narrating what was going on out loud. It started with me standing along side the lord In a big, gold hallway, decorated with pillars of pure gold and a gate with a big pearl/dimond like gem in the middle (note* this was not the pearl/opal gates (I cant remember which)). and I ask god, who was resembling jesus with a bit of a wider head (no offense to him) and he says "those are the gates to heaven" and we walk toward them and months previously I had an encounter with St. micheal (in spirit form) so I see st. micheal on one Side of the gates and another on the other side. so when I see him he, no joke, flipped his head back and said "sup" (I now understand that if you have a personal relationship with god, his angles get to know you too, hence why that gesture fit my personality, being a bit unorthodox and having and archangel said "sup" to me) I then snap my fingers, post and then say "hey I know you!" and then he says "I know I met you!" and I go "I know!" and god snaps his fingers, points with both hands and says "and there's heaven" and I look and my law hits the floor (figuratively). i didnt see it but i know that all I can say is "more beautiful than we can imagine" is and understatement times literal infinity. IT. WAS. BEAUTIFUL. So im walking with the lord and while im doing this heaven is being portayed in my mind as i saw it in a video once. and because I do a lot of thinking and hypothosizing so I ask the lord what im right about. he gives me four theories and hints at what they are without telling me spesifically what they were. he tells me "this is incorrect, these two are correct, and this isn't" and im walking with the lord and talking at the Same time and when the lord gets to a reasonable ending of the conversation (example: not cutting me off) he points and tells me "AND THERE'S THE ANIME!!"
let that sink in for a sec. this is LITERAL HEAVEN! This is the ANIME IN HEAVEN!! THE ANIME HEAVEN HAS TO OFFER!! ACTUAL, LEGIT, HEAVEN. NOT "SOME COOL PLACE THAT MAY FIT THE DESCRIPTION OF "HEAVENLY"" BUT REAL LIFE HEAVEN!!! at that point my jaw dropped.
this is the big part of what I mean to do in this mesaage. the lord later tells me he showed me this to motivate people to seek heaven (GENIUS....... GO FIGURE!!) i look to see a small gold shed and 4x8 feet long (DONT BE FOOLED). he opens the door and for the third time, my jaw drops.
take a minute, right now, to invision all of the anime in heaven and all I Can say to you are these short four words "your wrong, there's more". I walked into a FULL ON DIMENSION OF NOTHING BUT ANIME!!! A FULL REALITY OF NOTHING BUT ANIME!!! IT. WAS. BEAUTIFUL!! YOU WOULD SEE A FIGHT FROM AN EPISODE (goku vs ginyu in my case) and look behind you and see it happening. all of the anime on earth was there except for all forms of blasphemous shows and/or hentai. AND THAT LEAVES A LOT OF ANIME. for example, if there were a scene or character like then the scene would be cut out and the character would not exist there. you would see action figures, movies, REAL LIVE ANIME CHARACTERS WALKING AROUND JUST CHILLING THERE!!! IT WAS AMAZING!! anyway I came to tell you about that because it was and is the will of the lord and I am his servant. god bless all of you and ill be the one eating ramen with naruto!"
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