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After previous successes such as Cooking with Dooku and [Decorating with Dooku], the Count is back with an all new completely original show:



Watch as Dooku puts a group of hopeful apprentices through a series of challenges to determine who will be the next Sith Apprentice!

Trustworthy reviewer the VandyInformer had this to say about the pilot episode:
Another great show from the Count. Though his selection of candidates are perhaps odd, often stupid in their inability to really get anything done, it makes for great viewing.


Meanwhile Sniper of Entertainment had these thoughts:
If the Count's popularity continues to rise with great shows like this, who knows maybe he'll be the next Supreme Chancellor of the Galaxy.


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What did the publication Q Tips have to say?

Posted October 24th by Q
Q
 

Q Tips was less impressed:
Count Dooku continues to produce some of THE WORST shows I have ever had the displeasure of watching. Once again he walks into camera acting like he owns the place, his assortment of lackeys bumbling around to try and get things going. I swear, it's so bad you can even see the cameramen in half of the shots!

The fact that GTX0.TV continues to sign him up just shows how desperate they are for ratings.


Posted October 24th by Moonray
Moonray
 

Geez, Q Tips seem like some jerks and don't appreciate good TV.

Posted October 24th by Q
Q
 

I actually obtained some inside info from our latest Halo session. Believe you me, you don't want to miss episode 2! (spoiler: sith boob malfunction) (I'm not sure if that's even possible)

Posted October 24th by Vandy
Vandy

Everyone knows that Q Tips take bribes (among other things) to sway their reviews. It's been common knowledge ever since they attempted to rebrand from SnakeView.

VandyInformer is one of the few remaining reliable sources for good, unbiased opinions.

Posted October 24th by Vandy
Vandy

VandyInformer is one of the few remaining reliable sources for good, unbiased opinions.


Who funded this editorial?

Posted October 24th by Cetasaurus
Cetasaurus
formerly KM8

"Everyone knows that Q Tips take bribes (among other things) to sway their reviews."

Gotta stay in business somehow I guess.

"It's been common knowledge ever since they attempted to rebrand from SnakeView. "

Yeah, I miss SnakeView. They were basically Playboy but cooler.

Posted October 24th by Q
Q
 

Make no mistake - and I want to be very clear so that there are no misconceptions hereafter - the answer is yes, Decorating with Dooku was the highest-rated TV show of last year. I am glad you brought that to everyone's attention. That will be all for questions today. Thank you.

Posted October 24th by Vandy
Vandy

Make no mistake - and I want to be very clear so that there are no misconceptions hereafter - the answer is yes, Decorating with Dooku was the highest-rated TV show of last year. I am glad you brought that to everyone's attention. That will be all for questions today. Thank you.


Lol :P

Posted October 24th by Cetasaurus
Cetasaurus
formerly KM8

But Decorating with Dooku came out this year?

Posted October 24th by Moonray
Moonray
 

Here is my statement in full:

I am contractually obligated pleased to announce my new show, The Sith Apprentice. After the horrific ratings disaster critically acclaimed success of my last venture, Decorating with Dooku, my management I decided it was time for another humiliating reality tv show a change of pace. No doubt this show will be a complete rehash of things you've seen before breath of fresh air in the otherwise stale world of reality tv. I have lost all semblance of control over my life but they won't allow me to stop greatly enjoyed working on this show and hope you will tune in Thursdays at 8 PM.

Please send help See you there!

Count Dooku

Posted October 24th by Count Dooku
Count Dooku

Mr. Dooku, you, uh ... you seem to have submitted the draft copy of the statement that I prepared for you. I don't think I can spin this in your favor.

Our contractual agreement is hereby terminated.

The truth is - this show is terrible. I am not sure how it even got this far into production. A miracle, honestly. Mr. Dooku has shown a complete lack of professionalism and gained a lot of weight after his original script was rejected. There were some scenes that needed to be re-shot due to his protruding stomach being too much of a distraction.

Posted October 24th by Vandy
Vandy

If the Count's popularity continues to rise with great shows like this, who knows maybe he'll be the next Supreme Chancellor of the Galaxy.


One things for sure, I hope Counts popularity remains firm. I would hate to see him on next seasons "Dancing with the Death Stars"

Posted October 24th by S.O.H.
S.O.H.
 

Yeah he should be careful that someone doesn't try to cut his head off and replace him. I heard that's been a thing.

Posted October 24th by Hide and Q
Hide and Q


Personally, I always viewed Decorating with Dooku as an overhyped show that ran on the coattails of its predecessors. No one can deny the ingenuity of Cooking with Dooku when it first aired, nor the way in which Baking with Dooku captured an even larger audience (which is rare for spinoff shows).

Decorating with Dooku, however, served only to continue television's most original franchise without adding anything substantial to its genre. Indeed, copycat shows such as Canning with Jar-Jar and especially Grilling with Grievous added substantially more to its legacy.


Edited October 25th by King Frog Entertainment
King Frog Entertainment
 

Yeah he should be careful that someone doesn't try to cut his head off and replace him. I heard that's been a thing.


Showbiz is a tough industry!

Posted October 25th by Moonray
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