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the benefits of drinking on a ketogenic di3t
Posted: Posted May 10th by notravenspirit

carbs on keto is a no-no. we have to get creative when we want a drink. either taking shots of liquor straight or carefully crafting a beverage of liquor, water, and a carb-free sweetener for the fancy ladies such as myself.

benefits of drinking on ketosis:

it deepens your level of ketosis [the metabolic process that burns the bodys fat instead of glucose]
you get more drunk more fastly
you dont get no hungovers in the aftermorn

drink on

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what the hell is kinosis?

also, the word you're looking for is quickly, not fastly



Posted May 10th by poptart!
poptart!
 

Small benefits compared to the fact that you're putting alcohol in your body.

Posted May 10th by nullfather
nullfather
 

i played kino at a shitty little bar once and it was such bullshit. i feel like you would have better odds playing slots at a casino (and better winnings). then i noticed a bedbug walking across the bar and i got the fuck out of there

Posted May 10th by poptart!
poptart!
 

ITS FASTLY



Posted May 10th by notravenspirit
notravenspirit
 

also, i dont gamble. its a dirty habit.

Posted May 10th by notravenspirit
notravenspirit
 

i can show you some dirty habits

Posted May 10th by poptart!
poptart!
 




hahahaha puns

Posted May 10th by poptart!
poptart!
 

wayt dont you have a girlfriend?

Posted May 10th by notravenspirit
notravenspirit
 

yes. i actually didn't mean for that to sound sexual

Posted May 10th by poptart!
poptart!
 

sorry, thats just where my sense of humor stems from. nuns getting muddy is actually funnier.

Posted May 10th by notravenspirit
notravenspirit
 

i'll show you something funny



Posted May 10th by poptart!
poptart!
 

oh you know how to make me laugh. now answer my frnd request. i am a real life person and we are only a dozen states away, i think.

Posted May 10th by notravenspirit
notravenspirit
 

but once i add you on facebook, then every internet goblin and his brother will be rushing to get a piece of this poptart

Posted May 10th by poptart!
poptart!
 

maybe tomorrow when i'm sober

Posted May 10th by poptart!
poptart!
 

but statistics show that a person is less likely to add random, useless facebook friend requests in a sober state. i am depending on a state of inebriation to get in on this.

Posted May 10th by notravenspirit
notravenspirit
 

but once i add you on facebook, then every internet goblin and his brother will be rushing to get a piece of this poptart

I'm not gay though

Posted May 10th by KnokkelMillennium
KnokkelMillennium
The machiavellian menace

I'm not gay though

there is nothing wrong with being gay. in fact, a bisexual life is twice the life as a straight person.

Posted May 10th by notravenspirit
notravenspirit
 

there is nothing wrong with being gay

I kno just sayin'

in fact, a bisexual life is twice the life as a straight person.

Well you know what they say: #youonlyliveonce

Posted May 10th by KnokkelMillennium
KnokkelMillennium
The machiavellian menace

Well you know what they say

true, so make life count. dont let your inhibitions controlled by fear or societal pressure contort your sense of satisfaction you get from life experience.

@pop: cute, hes waiting for his girlfriends approval first #goodboyfriend

Posted May 10th by notravenspirit
notravenspirit
 

in fact, a bisexual life is twice the life as a straight person.


No, it's not.

Posted May 10th by nullfather
nullfather
 

"@pop: cute, hes waiting for his girlfriends approval first #goodboyfriend"

now you're going after my pride, geez, you're more manipulative than i am

Posted May 10th by poptart!
poptart!
 

No, it's not.

are you bi?


Posted May 10th by notravenspirit
notravenspirit
 

gotta work tomorrow goodnight

Posted May 10th by poptart!
poptart!
 

are you bi?


Yes.

Posted May 10th by nullfather
nullfather
 

true, so make life count. dont let your inhibitions controlled by fear or societal pressure contort your sense of satisfaction you get from life experience.

Yep! However I simply have no desire to be gay or bi anyway!

Posted May 10th by KnokkelMillennium
KnokkelMillennium
The machiavellian menace

gotta work tomorrow goodnight

ill look forward to your acceptance ;P tomorrow. btw i have a bf of 4 yrs and 3 kids so like conspicuous intentions are not involved here; to your gf. mostly, so here, the landlord of this house i moved into is a genuinely good soul. he is kind and a dedicated christian. so i do not, will ever refuse to, post his personal life in a public sense. you assked for pix and if you actually want to see pix it has to be in a private setting, as far as the interwebs goes.

Posted May 10th by notravenspirit
notravenspirit
 

The list kinda makes me want to go on this diet.

Posted May 10th by Cetasaurus
Cetasaurus
formerly KM8

The list kinda makes me want to go on this diet.

do it, maybe xhin will make a diet forum. or we can take over the life forum with the offspring of drunken irl posts.

Posted May 10th by notravenspirit
notravenspirit
 

I honestly just don't have the discipline to modify my diet. :(

Posted May 10th by Cetasaurus
Cetasaurus
formerly KM8

And good to see you again, btw!

Posted May 10th by Cetasaurus
Cetasaurus
formerly KM8

@nullfather


oh, surrprise

Edited May 10th by notravenspirit
notravenspirit
 

@cetasaurus

dude i have 3-fuknTHREE-children under 6 years old and i can do this, so can you. good to see you, too. :]

Posted May 10th by notravenspirit
notravenspirit
 

Haha I'll let you know if I ever try. And thanks!

Posted May 10th by Cetasaurus
Cetasaurus
formerly KM8

hey, dont try. that was my demise. just. do.

Posted May 10th by notravenspirit
notravenspirit
 

:D

Edited May 10th by notravenspirit
notravenspirit
 

It does have the benefit of being the easiest dlet ever.

Need protein? Eat whatever amount of protein you need.
Still hungry? Eat fat and vegetables until full.
Really really want sugar? Eat sugar.
Not hungry? Don't eat.

Posted May 10th by Xhin
Xhin
 
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