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What does your Keurig coffee-maker sound like?
Posted: Posted March 19th by chiarizio
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Mine reminds me of an elderly tomcat with a kidney stone trying to pee.
My brother says his sounds like someone cumming.
How does yours sound to you?


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I sold mine and kept the old regular drip brew machine instead. The keurig packs are so much more expensive per ounce when compared to other containers of coffee.

Posted March 19th by Vandy
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Lol, I like your imagination. I'll have to listen carefully the next time I use mine.

It's probably a good thing that my mind struggles to draw any associations. I can tell you that my Tassimo machine sounded like an automatic rifle :/ Good riddance to that.

Posted March 19th by Esprit
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Mine usually sounds like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqnywPSSwYs

Posted March 19th by Moonray
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@Vandy:
I was not successful at sticking to my diet until I could make all my own coffee at home. Keurig was the first real success at that.

@Esprit:
Tassimo machines sound smarter than Keurig machines, and T-discs sound more data-full than K-pods. I have to assume it’s more expensive?
I might like one; if my Keurig obsoletes itself maybe I’ll get one.

@Moonray:
It’s difficult to believe that frog is real instead of faked somehow! Also; if that sand is desert sand, isn’t this amphibian more likely a toad than a frog?
But whatever —— it’s amazing!

EDIT: The frog is real, the sound isn’t. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6NvnsrBNqw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBxn56l9WcU

Edited March 19th by chiarizio
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Vandy knows what’s up. Old school beans and ground coffee ftw!

Posted March 21st by pacman
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I dont drink coffee

Posted March 22nd by Unlimited MGTOW
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Keurig sound


"A dying cat" comes to mind. My car engine sounds like a dying pig sometimes, so there's precedent.

The keurig packs are so much more expensive per ounce when compared to other containers of coffee.


@Vandy: They sell little reusable cups that let you put whatever you want in there. Pain in the ass to clean out, but worth it so you're not spending $65,329,041 monthly on coffee.

I was not successful at sticking to my diet


What is your diet?

Posted March 22nd by Xhin
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They sell little reusable cups that let you put whatever you want in there. Pain in the ass to clean out, but worth it so you're not spending $65,329,041 monthly on coffee.


I had one of those. It was never the same as an actual drip brew and a lot of the coffee grounds would make it through the filter. Maybe I was using it wrong. Also with newer keurigs, I don't think you can use that.

Posted March 22nd by Vandy
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Mine sounds like Kobe Bryant’s helicopter after it hit the ground

Posted March 24th by And the band played on
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