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Preparing avocados is really gross
Posted: Posted May 14th, 2019
Edited May 14th, 2019 by I killed Mufasa
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So I graduated from millennial school today and fried up my very first avocado, mainly due to raw ones just not tasting very good to me. I fried it up in vegetable oil and loaded it with salt, which would be super unhealthy if I wasn't eating keto. Sadly that means I can't have it on toast, but my hair is too short for a man bun anyway. Damn things are slimy and they look disgusting while you're mashing them. They're also a bitch to get the seed out sometimes and are just an unattractive looking fruit in general. But they taste pretty good once cooked.

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You should try them ripe and uncooked. How God intended.

I dragged myself to Starbucks to get some work done (finally felt like I was not gonna die) and the girl next to me was putting avocado spread on her bagle. I thought it was just a meme.

Posted May 14th, 2019 by S.o.h.
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I have, as I mentioned, I really don't like them at room temperature for some reason.

Posted May 14th, 2019 by I killed Mufasa
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For the seed, just plop a knife into it and twist. It should come right out.

I used to only eat them mashed up with lime and onion and other stuff. But now I like to slice them up plain and eat as a side with my other meals.

Edited May 14th, 2019 by Vandy
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Use a spoon



Posted May 14th, 2019 by S.o.h.
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Listen you can't get rid of the seed that is what contains all the power. You collect the seeds into a necklace that you wear, it will protect you from evil.

Posted May 14th, 2019 by The Zack Snyder Experience
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I never imagined that I would be so vehemently and diametrically opposed to someone on a subject as mundane as the preparation of an avocado.

Posted May 14th, 2019 by Cruinn-Annuin
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I never imagined that I would be so vehemently and diametrically opposed to someone on a subject as mundane as the preparation of an avocado.


Really. The picture in my mind of a disfigured avocado sitting in oil and salt is kind of gross. Avocados in their pure form are really pretty.

Posted May 14th, 2019 by Vandy
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For the seed, just plop a knife into it and twist. It should come right out.

Yes, tried and true method right here.

Posted May 14th, 2019 by Fox Forever
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Avocados in their pure form are really pretty.

I have to disagree.

Posted May 14th, 2019 by I killed Mufasa
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In N out did a prank last year where they introduced the California Burger. It included bacon and avocado... I almost weeped when I saw it was fake.

Posted May 14th, 2019 by S.O.H.
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